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[15 Apr 2008|12:48pm]
[ mood | yeah... ]

Uni - crap
Clinical Placement- Worse
Depression - Bites
Tass - Bonza
Cold Weather - Bring it
Assignments - Go away
Painted room - finially, ace
Binan Goonj - Waste
Mobile - breaking
Organised - On its way
Lunch - On its way, hopefully
Journal update - There you go

Chop Chop Chop

[11 Jul 2007|11:27pm]
What I've learnt is- Revenge isn't sweet, watching the person in question recieve their karma is by far much much sweeter

It seems petty, and its a horrible thing that happened, but eh, what can you do ya stupid hef


Bek
xx
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[17 Jun 2007|04:59pm]
I'm still here!
Kickin' on!
HOrrah!
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[06 Mar 2007|02:43pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

So since last time I've got into uni, and started
I bought all my text books and now I dont know what the hell I was thinking..
Quite stressed, but I'm getting there, so good times will be coming. Eventually.

I really need to stop going out as much as I have been, and spending money. Not to mention drinking
I spent last weekend drunk. By Sunday I thought I had died.
This weekend, I'm working Sunday so hopefully that will settle my Saturday night down haha But its St. Pats day, so we'll see

I got offered a position at the place I've been doing work experience, so I'm excited about that. It's 1 day a week, and still working at the path place. I don't think I will be able to cope with the work load to be honest
Today is my first day off and I'm looking at all my text books and I just want to have a melt down
Need to get myself into a routine and fast!

Anyway
Hope you are all keeping well

Bek
x

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[20 Jan 2007|01:23pm]
[ mood | thoughtful ]

Who's a daft dog?
Who's going to be a daft dog?
Quick scratch my belly, scratch my belly

Chop Chop Chop

[29 Nov 2006|10:13am]
I fly out next Thursday, I'm excited
I've had enough of this place haha

Leah and Rhys leave while I'm away
So this weekend coming is the last time I see them for 2 years unless I go over to London
Its really not cool
Sucks loosing a best friend and a man that sings 'everyone hates bek' songs

Oh well

Take care people

Bek
x
Chop Chop Chop

B'day business [19 Nov 2006|11:08am]
[ mood | tired ]

So last weekend was my 21st, a blast was had!
Thank you all you guys that came, and for putting in all the effort that you did sexing yourselves up!
The biggest cheers to Cath and Brent for keeping me vertical when we ventured to the city afterwards.

There are 10 billion catrillion photos taken, so if anyone wants to see them let me know and I may show you if you are lucky enough

After being incredibly hungover, we tried venturing to Newtown festival, I stumbled and vomited around, while the others just laughed at me..
I also had no voice for the week, I'm not sure if that was cos I had a cold the week before, or because I had an amazing time, I really don't recall much after midnight.

On Friday I got a delievery. Was a bit of a mystery who it was for a bit, with an unsigned card. But Matt sent me a dozen long stemmed roses.
Silly men.

Anyways, thank you all for making my birthday excellent!

Bek
xx

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[17 Sep 2006|10:19am]
[ mood | listless ]

HI! Long time to write..

I've been a busy bee I guess.. Finally finished all of my assignments for TAFE, just waiting for the last exam next month and then I'm done like a chicken dinner.. Well I do have to finish my clinical but that doesn't count..
My supervisor at the clinic is an idiot, but I shouldn't complain, he was willing to take me on.

I'm getting my uni application together.. I'm scared I won't get my Sydney choices and I will have to move to Albury-Wodonga.
Albury seem to offer more courses that I want to do. I love the idea of moving out but to Albury ..ugh
Anyway I'm getting ahead of myself there.

I'm doing the 5:30am shift at work this week. It's shit but I'm happy 'cos I'll be embredding

I don't think there is much else to report really..


My 21st is coming up and the parents are pressuring about the partay.. So I need to get cracking. I want a boat, we shall see. Any Suggestions?

Bek
x

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[23 Jun 2006|02:56pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]




That's all I really wanted to say.

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[19 May 2006|10:42pm]
[ mood | worried ]

I have a pimple on my chin
Mum said it was a stress pimple
I yelled at her and told her it wasn't.

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[09 Apr 2006|09:26pm]
Once again life has thrown many a thing at me
Overseas trip brought forward
Melbourne Cup not happening
No longer in contact with someone
Pulling my hair out over someone else
Teaching my sister how to say "Are you free, I'm a widow" in spanish
Stuck inbetween the bullshit at work
21st issues
Easter Issues
IOU Grandparents
Wisdom teeth
TAFE

Uhh such is life

"There are those that can, and those that can't teach"

Quit your whinging and just do it Rebekah

xx
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3 days, 3 posts = Record [14 Mar 2006|01:45pm]
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.

Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.

Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.

Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4½ inches long and 1½ inches diameter.

Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man.

Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.
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Woah I'm aweersome [05 Jan 2006|07:41pm]
[ mood | listless ]

I forgot everything that I had planned to say.. but i'll try
yay

TENNIS! Is anyone interested in playing??
I want to start playing recreationally.. Once a week or Fortnightly.. I need someone to hit the ball back to me

uhm...

SPA AND DRINKS! My place! Saturday night maybe..
Since I never can be bothered inviting people... THERE IS YOUR INVITE
oh.. but only if your people I love

I'm having a killer of a time here
HIHI

I also forgotten what I was going to say
DISTRACTION

WEDDING PHOTOS! I've uploaded some.. I may post them up here at some point not now

I don't like wearing pants!

BYEBYE

Bek!

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[05 Dec 2005|09:54pm]

HI HI
I'm in Hawaii
I'm home on friday night
BYE
I'm red
yay
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Cali [16 Nov 2005|09:12pm]
I'm in California people!
Miss me?

The beach boys are making me angry, I cant have a quiet breakfast without them!
Grr

I also feel like a bogan when I'm talking here
and everyone listens very closely when you talk

Oh well

BYE
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[27 Sep 2005|02:13pm]
[ mood | giggly ]



Hehe I feel so naughty
I like it

Bek
xx

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Golllla! [22 Jul 2005|03:43pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

Apparently...
Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in 3 seconds that
your right half of your brain is better developed than most people.
If you find the man between 3 seconds and one minute, then your right
half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between
one minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is
functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not
found the man after 3 minutes your right half of your brain is a
mess, and the only advise is to look more for these types of
exercises to make that part of the brain stronger.



It totally freaked me out when I found him..I keep thinking he's dead

GO FIND HIM




...Still freaks me out

Bek
xx

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Photobucket [19 Jul 2005|02:19pm]
This is a test post from Photobucket.com
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[21 Apr 2005|10:25pm]
[ mood | Tired ]
[ music | Queen ]

I'm really tired, and slightly hungover and in desprite need of a hug.
So I decided to post a photo my cockatoos.
Because they are cute.
And they drink beer.
And vodka.
And anything they are given really.
And they dance.
And say "Whatcha doin cock".
And mimic train noises.
And stuff.
And more stuff.



Bek
xx

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This is Bert. [10 Oct 2004|09:09pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

My socks have been rocked!
The Simonotto gave me Bert.
Thanks lady!
He poops!
EVERYWHERE!



Bertie's so innocent and cute

...Until the thumb ov dooooooooooom!



...Then he shits himself.



Cool story huh?

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