The Journal of Doooooooooooom

headless_dolly @ 2008-04-15T12:48:00

2008-04-15T02:55:07Z

Uni - crap
Clinical Placement- Worse
Depression - Bites
Tass - Bonza
Cold Weather - Bring it
Assignments - Go away
Painted room - finially, ace
Binan Goonj - Waste
Mobile - breaking
Organised - On its way
Lunch - On its way, hopefully
Journal update - There you go

headless_dolly @ 2007-07-11T23:27:00

2007-07-11T13:31:21Z

What I've learnt is- Revenge isn't sweet, watching the person in question recieve their karma is by far much much sweeter

It seems petty, and its a horrible thing that happened, but eh, what can you do ya stupid hef

Bek
xx

headless_dolly @ 2007-06-17T16:59:00

2007-06-17T07:00:29Z

I'm still here!
Kickin' on!
HOrrah!

headless_dolly @ 2007-03-06T14:43:00

2007-03-06T03:51:12Z

So since last time I've got into uni, and started
I bought all my text books and now I dont know what the hell I was thinking..
Quite stressed, but I'm getting there, so good times will be coming. Eventually.

I really need to stop going out as much as I have been, and spending money. Not to mention drinking
I spent last weekend drunk. By Sunday I thought I had died.
This weekend, I'm working Sunday so hopefully that will settle my Saturday night down haha But its St. Pats day, so we'll see

I got offered a position at the place I've been doing work experience, so I'm excited about that. It's 1 day a week, and still working at the path place. I don't think I will be able to cope with the work load to be honest
Today is my first day off and I'm looking at all my text books and I just want to have a melt down
Need to get myself into a routine and fast!

Anyway
Hope you are all keeping well

Bek
x

headless_dolly @ 2007-01-20T13:23:00

2007-01-20T02:25:25Z

Who's a daft dog?
Who's going to be a daft dog?
Quick scratch my belly, scratch my belly

headless_dolly @ 2006-11-29T10:13:00

2006-11-29T10:13:58Z

I fly out next Thursday, I'm excited
I've had enough of this place haha

Leah and Rhys leave while I'm away
So this weekend coming is the last time I see them for 2 years unless I go over to London
Its really not cool
Sucks loosing a best friend and a man that sings 'everyone hates bek' songs

Oh well

Take care people

Bek
x

B'day business

2006-11-19T11:08:14Z

So last weekend was my 21st, a blast was had!
Thank you all you guys that came, and for putting in all the effort that you did sexing yourselves up!
The biggest cheers to Cath and Brent for keeping me vertical when we ventured to the city afterwards.

There are 10 billion catrillion photos taken, so if anyone wants to see them let me know and I may show you if you are lucky enough

After being incredibly hungover, we tried venturing to Newtown festival, I stumbled and vomited around, while the others just laughed at me..
I also had no voice for the week, I'm not sure if that was cos I had a cold the week before, or because I had an amazing time, I really don't recall much after midnight.

On Friday I got a delievery. Was a bit of a mystery who it was for a bit, with an unsigned card. But Matt sent me a dozen long stemmed roses.
Silly men.

Anyways, thank you all for making my birthday excellent!

Bek
xx

headless_dolly @ 2006-09-17T10:19:00

2006-09-17T00:37:28Z

HI! Long time to write..

I've been a busy bee I guess.. Finally finished all of my assignments for TAFE, just waiting for the last exam next month and then I'm done like a chicken dinner.. Well I do have to finish my clinical but that doesn't count..
My supervisor at the clinic is an idiot, but I shouldn't complain, he was willing to take me on.

I'm getting my uni application together.. I'm scared I won't get my Sydney choices and I will have to move to Albury-Wodonga.
Albury seem to offer more courses that I want to do. I love the idea of moving out but to Albury ..ugh
Anyway I'm getting ahead of myself there.

I'm doing the 5:30am shift at work this week. It's shit but I'm happy 'cos I'll be embredding

I don't think there is much else to report really..

My 21st is coming up and the parents are pressuring about the partay.. So I need to get cracking. I want a boat, we shall see. Any Suggestions?

Bek
x

headless_dolly @ 2006-06-23T14:56:00

2006-06-23T05:09:01Z

That's all I really wanted to say.

headless_dolly @ 2006-05-19T22:42:00

2006-05-19T12:46:16Z

I have a pimple on my chin
Mum said it was a stress pimple
I yelled at her and told her it wasn't.

headless_dolly @ 2006-04-09T21:26:00

2006-04-09T12:10:42Z

Once again life has thrown many a thing at me
Overseas trip brought forward
Melbourne Cup not happening
No longer in contact with someone
Pulling my hair out over someone else
Teaching my sister how to say "Are you free, I'm a widow" in spanish
Stuck inbetween the bullshit at work
21st issues
Easter Issues
IOU Grandparents
Wisdom teeth
TAFE

Uhh such is life

"There are those that can, and those that can't teach"

Quit your whinging and just do it Rebekah

xx

3 days, 3 posts = Record

2006-03-14T02:45:50Z

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches.

Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet.

Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall.

Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4½ inches long and 1½ inches diameter.

Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man.

Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions.

Woah I'm aweersome

2006-01-05T09:05:29Z

I forgot everything that I had planned to say.. but i'll try
yay

TENNIS! Is anyone interested in playing??
I want to start playing recreationally.. Once a week or Fortnightly.. I need someone to hit the ball back to me

uhm...

SPA AND DRINKS! My place! Saturday night maybe..
Since I never can be bothered inviting people... THERE IS YOUR INVITE
oh.. but only if your people I love

I'm having a killer of a time here
HIHI

I also forgotten what I was going to say
DISTRACTION

WEDDING PHOTOS! I've uploaded some.. I may post them up here at some point not now

I don't like wearing pants!

BYEBYE

Bek!

headless_dolly @ 2005-12-05T21:54:00

2005-12-06T07:55:12Z

HI HI
I'm in Hawaii
I'm home on friday night
BYE
I'm red
yay

Cali

2005-11-17T05:15:45Z

I'm in California people!
Miss me?

The beach boys are making me angry, I cant have a quiet breakfast without them!
Grr

I also feel like a bogan when I'm talking here
and everyone listens very closely when you talk

Oh well

BYE

headless_dolly @ 2005-09-27T14:13:00

2005-09-27T04:06:22Z

Hehe I feel so naughty
I like it

Bek
xx

Golllla!

2005-07-22T05:39:07Z

Apparently...
Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in 3 seconds that
your right half of your brain is better developed than most people.
If you find the man between 3 seconds and one minute, then your right
half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between
one minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is
functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not
found the man after 3 minutes your right half of your brain is a
mess, and the only advise is to look more for these types of
exercises to make that part of the brain stronger.

It totally freaked me out when I found him..I keep thinking he's dead

GO FIND HIM

...Still freaks me out

Bek
xx

Photobucket

2005-07-19T04:19:17Z

This is a test post from Photobucket.com

headless_dolly @ 2005-04-21T22:25:00

2005-04-20T12:28:28Z

I'm really tired, and slightly hungover and in desprite need of a hug.
So I decided to post a photo my cockatoos.
Because they are cute.
And they drink beer.
And vodka.
And anything they are given really.
And they dance.
And say "Whatcha doin cock".
And mimic train noises.
And stuff.
And more stuff.

Bek
xx

This is Bert.

2004-10-10T11:13:39Z

My socks have been rocked!
The Simonotto gave me Bert.
Thanks lady!
He poops!
EVERYWHERE!

Bertie's so innocent and cute

...Until the thumb ov dooooooooooom!

...Then he shits himself.

Cool story huh?

News on the Bek front:

2004-08-20T03:38:32Z

I got a job -h00t.
The one that I didn't want.
But then they told me what there paying.
So now I'm willing to even bumkiss.
Its on contract for 5 weeks, which I was a bit sajhfkuhdf about
but then my mother decides to pull her strings and find out more
So there's a possibility it might be a permanent position, but i'd just have to ride things out for a bit
Har I'm just getting ahead of myself anyway - Like I always do..

So I'm pleased..

I went to the dentist today.
I try not to make a habbit of having people in my mouth.

Random. Over the night.

2004-08-10T12:01:25Z

"Want to hear something funny?

..Yeah so would I."

Those words have been running around my head for days, stupid poo.

My interviewer had a very poor hand shake.

My dog doesn't listen to me.

I really like to pick my nose.

"you suckity suck suck" You stupid whore :D

There's a large amount of bird poop down my passenger side window, eh, I dont have to sit there.

I hate changing my cover letter everytime I apply for a job.

But I love my straightening iron.

Yes I am a girl.

Not even human.

I may die for this, but I'll just LOL at them

headless_dolly @ 2004-07-29T22:21:00

2004-07-29T12:27:36Z

Just thought I'd say hello.

Hello.

I went to the morgue today.

I also have the hiccups.

headless_dolly @ 2004-07-14T09:46:00

2004-07-13T23:49:46Z

They told me to look busy.
So I did.
End result:

If you are interested in purchasing some more of my art work, please do contact me.

Bek
xx

Suplises for all!

2004-02-09T12:25:57Z

I have nothing of importance to say these days..

magni_rev has my wallet.
He's a wallet stealer.

This hot weather is not welcome.
Lets all shake our fists at it,simpsons style.

diozzy quit ditching me the other day.. We ran around the city and watched me spend money.

Melbourne is approaching and we still havent booked.
Pooper scooper.

Here's a pic of my monroe..